New Wells Fargo Employee Walked Through All The Crimes He’ll Be Asked To Commit
NEWS IN BRIEF, 31 March 2021
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NEW YORK—Meeting with an HR representative for his first day on the job, new Wells Fargo employee Kyle Menardi was walked through all the crimes he’ll be asked to commit, sources confirmed Wednesday. “The crimes we do here are pretty straightforward, and most new employees get a hang of how to do them within a couple of weeks,” the HR rep informed Menardi, adding that he should prioritize getting a handle on the more day-to-day insurance and securities fraud, and then turn his attention to learning about the company’s more long-term scamming and market manipulation criminal projects. Continue reading “Article: New Wells Fargo Employee Walked Through All The Crimes He’ll Be Asked To Commit”
